Here’s your sign

There have been too many times when I’ve experienced a Bill Engval style “Here’s your sign” worthy experience. So I’ll share some that come to mind…

Coke Glasses from McDonalds
My wife and I were in a McDonalds. There was a sign that read “Buy one get one free Coke glasses, available in 4 colors.” We placed our order and asked for a green and a blue Coke glass. The lady asked us “Which one would you like for free?”

Street Signs
We were driving down the Atlantic City expressway a few weeks ago. We were on a two lane highway doing about 65mph. There was a sign that reads “3 lanes begin 1 mile ahead”. Now this might not seems like much… but why? What is the purpose of warning drivers that a third lane will appear? Were there accidents? Do some drivers see that third lane and swerve off the road in total confusion? Totally unnecessary use of steel and paint.